What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
12.06.2025 05:35
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Why do humans sweat while stressed?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
How do people break a narcissist man's ego?
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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Shameless vixen! Trollop!
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Make Nazis afraid again!
Do crossdressers like wearing pantyliners and tampons in their butts?
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Why are white women not interested in dating Asian men? Are they not attractive to you at all?
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
What are the most significant instances of romantic jealousy in the Harry Potter series?
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
What movies and TV shows portray realistic beauty standards?
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Why do men find women with bigger buttocks attractive?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.